hastening: (e6LeLq0)

[personal profile] hastening 2021-11-28 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
what
how are you alone
adonis himself enjoyed your tongue down his throat as much as you enjoyed his
trust me the dance floor sees all nohy dearest

but i came home and you know who is not here
sestra
because she is staying OUT
with that BOY

do you have friends in the quiet nerdy places nohy because we have to spy on them
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[personal profile] baron 2021-12-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Nevermind about that - Wandachka is not asleep in her bed? My my, they grow up so fast. She will be cross if you try to interfere...

[but he knows his friend better than that. so a few moments later another text will pop up.]

You remember that time I went on a blind date with the American who liked to summer in Madripoor? Wilfred Nagel? He fits your bill, and he would do anything to see me again.

You will owe me for it, you know. That man is a worm.
hastening: (lQhnBPW)

[personal profile] hastening 2021-12-13 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
ah you see nohy my little wandachka is always cross!

she will be even more cross that it is wilfred nagel you will call
he is the skinny one yes?
blond hair that you could fry an egg on in the summer?

whatever will i do to make it up to you? ;)
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[personal profile] baron 2021-12-16 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Seems to me that is even more reason to let her carry on. Think about how exceptionally pleasant I am when - you know.

[he's getting laid, basically.]

That's the one. She won't suspect it's from me. Us. I had this man blocked and buried, never to speak his name again. So no more of this "nohy doesn't love me anymore" nonsense, you see?

[attached is a screenshot from their conversation zemo has just initiated with the simpering man, along with very clear terms of engagement: no mention of his name, report back as soon as possible, and he can have...a coffee meeting. 30 minutes.]

What do you think fits the bill for this torture, hm?
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[personal profile] hastening 2021-12-26 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
oh fine but only until my wandachka runs off again
then i will have to whine and tell you how much you hate me yes?
it is only fair!

but hm let me think
my auntie has the room at the ritz
it has a hot tub and i know you have a pretty boyfriend
i could get it for you

or you and i can play nohy ;) i won't tell i promise
i am very good with my mouth you know