Nevermind about that - Wandachka is not asleep in her bed? My my, they grow up so fast. She will be cross if you try to interfere...
[but he knows his friend better than that. so a few moments later another text will pop up.]
You remember that time I went on a blind date with the American who liked to summer in Madripoor? Wilfred Nagel? He fits your bill, and he would do anything to see me again.
You will owe me for it, you know. That man is a worm.
Seems to me that is even more reason to let her carry on. Think about how exceptionally pleasant I am when - you know.
[he's getting laid, basically.]
That's the one. She won't suspect it's from me. Us. I had this man blocked and buried, never to speak his name again. So no more of this "nohy doesn't love me anymore" nonsense, you see?
[attached is a screenshot from their conversation zemo has just initiated with the simpering man, along with very clear terms of engagement: no mention of his name, report back as soon as possible, and he can have...a coffee meeting. 30 minutes.]
What do you think fits the bill for this torture, hm?
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[but he knows his friend better than that. so a few moments later another text will pop up.]
You remember that time I went on a blind date with the American who liked to summer in Madripoor? Wilfred Nagel? He fits your bill, and he would do anything to see me again.
You will owe me for it, you know. That man is a worm.
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she will be even more cross that it is wilfred nagel you will call
he is the skinny one yes?
blond hair that you could fry an egg on in the summer?
whatever will i do to make it up to you? ;)
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[he's getting laid, basically.]
That's the one. She won't suspect it's from me. Us. I had this man blocked and buried, never to speak his name again. So no more of this "nohy doesn't love me anymore" nonsense, you see?
[attached is a screenshot from their conversation zemo has just initiated with the simpering man, along with very clear terms of engagement: no mention of his name, report back as soon as possible, and he can have...a coffee meeting. 30 minutes.]
What do you think fits the bill for this torture, hm?
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then i will have to whine and tell you how much you hate me yes?
it is only fair!
but hm let me think
my auntie has the room at the ritz
it has a hot tub and i know you have a pretty boyfriend
i could get it for you
or you and i can play nohy ;) i won't tell i promise
i am very good with my mouth you know