To: AllAmericanCaptain45@gmail.com From: supercharged3692@.sk-mail.sv Subject: Rate Inquiry - 9/22
Dear Steven,
I hope this inquiry finds you well. I will keep this as simple and straightforward as possible, seeing as I can only imagine the amount of nonsense and bad pick-up lines you need to wade through here on a daily basis.
If you're available on September 22nd, I am looking for a date to a charity gala at the Sokovian Embassy. 2 hours maximum, half payment up front and half after as requested under your preferences.
I would prefer to meet publicly to discuss a few faces of note and prepare a believable backstory, as well as ensuring your comfort, safety, and testing for mutual chemistry. Additionally, I'd like to guarantee this exchange is as discreet as possible which I was assured is a priority at your agency.
This is, as you Americans do not say, my first rodeo.
If you're interested, please let me know three times you're available this week. Wednesday or Thursday is preferable, but I'm quite flexible. (Note: this is not an innuendo.)
Thank you for your time.
Na zdravie, Z
P.S. I was unaware a torso could house that many muscles throughout its length. As someone with an appreciation for fine art and aesthetics, I'm - very respectfully - impressed.
[ It’s early evening when Zemo’s messenger rings with an alert. He’s been sitting up considering texting the man, even though Bucky chided him- you’re making it too easy, Jamie. And so, after much deliberation and one episode too many of I Love Lucy with Buck, he decides to send a message: ]
You know, I heard some partiers chanting in Sokovian down on the street. Pretty sure it was that sappy national anthem they played at your event a few weeks ago. Let me tell you, I was disappointed you weren’t leading the pack.
oi nohy there is so much talk about this gala zemo this and zemo that with his pretty toy i am offended i must hear about this second hand! i thought we were friends little nohy even my sestra says our aunties back home cannot stop squabbling you must make me dinner so i can meet him and make them very jealous áno?
[ If his Little Legs (a delightfully mean tease from one of their wilder nights out together) doesn't answer quickly enough, he'd best be wary: Pietro might even show up at his door. ]
[ He should be sleeping, because he has an all day affair with a client the following day, but a little liquor in him and his blood left boiling from a night of dancing with... well. He's feeling restless. ]
You should really party at bars that stay open later.
[ ... Nevermind the implication that he'd have very much stayed out later, dancing and drinking with one particular person. ]
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text; a few dates in
You know, I heard some partiers chanting in Sokovian down on the street.
Pretty sure it was that sappy national anthem they played at your event a few weeks ago.
Let me tell you, I was disappointed you weren’t leading the pack.
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almost immediately following
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your icon choices are slaying me
yes good, i try v hard
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text;
there is so much talk about this gala
zemo this and zemo that with his pretty toy
i am offended i must hear about this second hand!
i thought we were friends little nohy
even my sestra says our aunties back home cannot stop squabbling
you must make me dinner so i can meet him and make them very jealous áno?
[ If his Little Legs (a delightfully mean tease from one of their wilder nights out together) doesn't answer quickly enough, he'd best be wary: Pietro might even show up at his door. ]
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text, very late at night;
tell me are you in bed with a pretty boy
if you are not i must tell you a story
even if you are i must tell you a story
are you ready
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text, a couple after the surprise night at the bar;
You should really party at bars that stay open later.
[ ... Nevermind the implication that he'd have very much stayed out later, dancing and drinking with one particular person. ]
Did Pietro make it home in one piece?
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