i was told by my humble house staff that i had a visitor and while i love a good mystery you only left your number which means one of two things we had an EXCELLENT evening and i was so drunk i don't remember or you're as ugly as satan's hairy asshole and i've wiped it clear out of my brain
or both could be both i'd say it's about 85% chance of both but a swore to the long lost soul of gloria gaynor that i would return your pigeon call you made quite the impression on my followers?
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and while i love a good mystery
you only left your number
which means one of two things
we had an EXCELLENT evening and i was so drunk i don't remember
or you're as ugly as satan's hairy asshole and i've wiped it clear out of my brain
or both
could be both
i'd say it's about 85% chance of both but
a swore to the long lost soul of gloria gaynor that i would return your pigeon call
you made quite the impression on my
followers?
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