i was told by my humble house staff that i had a visitor and while i love a good mystery you only left your number which means one of two things we had an EXCELLENT evening and i was so drunk i don't remember or you're as ugly as satan's hairy asshole and i've wiped it clear out of my brain
or both could be both i'd say it's about 85% chance of both but a swore to the long lost soul of gloria gaynor that i would return your pigeon call you made quite the impression on my followers?
It's not too late to walk all of that back, consider the possibility we've never met before, and stretch the imagination to account that leaving a phone number is a completely acceptable way of asking to be contacted. 99.9% chance that's the actual scenario.
But anyways.
So. You're the cult leader. Do I have to preemptively fork over my life savings, or do I get to ask questions before the indoctrination?
i've woken up in bed with many people i haven't met before so that really doesn't account for much darling
but sure let's play pretendy fun times on the .01% chance i don't lead anything i am surrounded by an abstract faith based community who finds value in the human connection mostly carnal but who am i to judge
Strange, how that sounds exactly like how a cult leader would describe their cult.
But I'm not interested in the abstract. I'd like to talk to you about one of the few concrete aspects of the "human experience", tangent to the "human connection".
well this feels awfully personal are you police fbi what i mean i love a man in uniform as well as any other oh or a woman i especially love a woman in uniform came all this way to smack my wrist and talk about human connection? my oh my talk away
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and while i love a good mystery
you only left your number
which means one of two things
we had an EXCELLENT evening and i was so drunk i don't remember
or you're as ugly as satan's hairy asshole and i've wiped it clear out of my brain
or both
could be both
i'd say it's about 85% chance of both but
a swore to the long lost soul of gloria gaynor that i would return your pigeon call
you made quite the impression on my
followers?
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But anyways.
So. You're the cult leader. Do I have to preemptively fork over my life savings, or do I get to ask questions before the indoctrination?
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so that really doesn't account for much darling
but sure let's play pretendy fun times on the .01% chance
i don't lead anything
i am surrounded by an abstract faith based community who finds value in the human connection
mostly carnal but who am i to judge
but what was that about life savings?
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But I'm not interested in the abstract. I'd like to talk to you about one of the few concrete aspects of the "human experience", tangent to the "human connection".
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are you police
fbi
what
i mean i love a man in uniform as well as any other
oh or a woman
i especially love a woman in uniform
came all this way to smack my wrist and talk about human connection?
my oh my
talk away
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Cool, so.
I want to talk about death.